Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s venue.
This so-called "hipster" bar parades itself as something trendy, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a list of atrocities: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both amusing and unnerving. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for even approaching this hellhole.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with trash and spills strewn here about the floor. It’s not rare to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their vile actions or their blatant indifference. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, steer clear this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the disgust of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!