Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dull, and the decor is old-fashioned and uninviting. The seating arrangements are uncomfortable, and the lighting is poor, making it unwelcoming.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are below average in quality. I found the food to be unappetizing and uninspired, and the portions were small for the price. The burger was flavorless, the fries were greasy, and the salad was limp. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed uninterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are unremarkable either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is mediocre. The cocktails lacked any creativity, and the beer selection was underwhelming. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a tedious solo act, with mastersons the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing out of sync. The unbearable volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninspired, just doing the bare minimum. The disenchanted audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably unsatisfactory. The unwelcoming ambiance, mediocre food, low-quality drinks, and negligent service were all substandard, and I wouldn't advise anyone to visit. There are far superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better value proposition. I was extremely let down and will not be returning at all costs.